seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
(via youonlygetwhatyougive)

look at the stars
look how they shine for you
(Source: abouttimefortea, via casgoeshome)

| me: | I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed |
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| me: | Is that the sun |

petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
send help
Good Job now we have Yahoo as a rescuer
(Source: lol-you-muggles)

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via blue--lemons)
